Kim Kardashian’s ‘robot’ ‘hung up’ on Tom Brady’s roast

Andrew Schulz compared Kim Kardashian to a “robot… without the human aspect” after observing her on “The Roast of Tom Brady.”

Comedian, recently turned 40 – he said on his “Flagrant” podcast. that Kardashian “sat with perfect posture for three hours straight” and appeared “detached” during a special live Netflix event on May 5.

He explained, “[She] he smiled, laughed. I’ve never seen anything like this. Completely intact.”

Schulz also reflected on the reality star’s “striking, perfectly symmetrical” reaction to being brutally booed on stage – which was later edited out by the streaming platform.

“Even when she was there, they booed her a little bit,” Schulz recalled in the May 8 episode. “It didn’t make her smile. It didn’t make her sad. It was nothing.”

By contrast, the rest of the crowd looked like a “Buffalo Bills tailgate,” he joked.

The “Guy Code” actress added, “Kim is up there doing his set and then this guy in the stands, out of nowhere, just goes, ‘Bitch! It was like he had been holding it in for a whole minute and he just couldn’t take it anymore.

“Just seeing Kim Kardashian on stage for three minutes was too much for him to take.”

The Skims creator, 43, poked fun at 2023 dating rumors about her and Brady, 46, while roasting the athlete.

“I wasn’t supposed to come tonight,” she began her performance. “But since I’m not here as Tom’s date, there’s still a good chance that will happen.”

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The ‘Kardashian’ star joked that Brady reminds her too much of Caitlyn Jenner due to the point guard’s “high cheekbones” [and] silky hair.”

The retired NFL player clapped in response as he took the stage at the end of the night.

“I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight. Not because of that, but because her kids are at home with their dad,” the seven-time Super Bowl winner said of Kardashian’s ex-husband, Kanye West, and their four children – North, 10, Saint, 8, Chicago, 6, and Psalm, 5.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians actress shook her head and gave Brady a thin smile.

Comedian Nikki Glaser was surprised by the joke: saying “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” viewers that she assumed jokes about Kardashian were “inappropriate.”

“He takes the beating enough,” Glaser, 39, said. “She’s not on stage. … I thought to myself, “I didn’t even know we could actually go there.”

Kardashian first showed off her comedic talents as the host of “Saturday Night Live” in October 2021, which Schulz applauded then.

“She delivered [jokes] well,” he said to the podcast listeners. “She managed to gain some momentum.”