Kevin Hart pisses Tom Brady over Gisele Bündchen’s affair with jiu-jitsu trainer

Kevin Hart took aim at Tom Brady’s ex-wife Gisele Bündchen and her boyfriend, jiu-jitsu trainer Joaquim Valente, during the former quarterback’s Sunday roast on Netflix.

The comedian began by joking that Brady left New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick “out of the woods” when he left the team for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

– You fucked him. You fucked him up pretty bad,” Hart said during “The Roast of Tom Brady.” “That’s right, Tom, you screwed your coach, but let me tell you something, guys… this is what you need to do to stay happy.”

He continued: “Sometimes you have to f**k your coach. You know who else fucked their coach? Gisele. She fucked that karate guy.

The crowd erupted in laughter as the camera panned to Brady, who was smiling but looked a little embarrassed by the comment.

Hart stood his ground, calling Brady an “idiot.”

“I mean Jesus Christ, Tom. One of the smartest quarterbacks to ever play the game. How come you didn’t see this coming? Eight fucking karate classes a day,” the comedian said.

“Eight karate classes a day and she’s still a white belt. Fuck Tom. The only bruises she had were on her butt. everyone should know that,” he joked.

The camera cut back to Brady, who raised his drink to the cheers and took a few sips before looking down and shaking his head.

“You have to be uncomfortable,” Hart continued. “The scariest thing about this guy is that if you have any problems, I worry about you. Jesus Christ, you can’t lose any fight to bonus dad. The children will change their name. The guy knows karate, Tom. I can’t help you with that, Tom.

The attacks came two months after Bündchen denied speculation that she had started an affair with Valente before her split from Brady.

“It’s a lie,” she told the New York Times when asked about the rumors.

“It’s something that happens to a lot of women who are blamed when they have the courage to leave an unhealthy relationship and are labeled as unfaithful,” she continued.

She added: “No one really knows what’s going on between two people, only the two people in the relationship.”

Bündchen and her Valente first met in December 2021, but they reportedly only started dating in June 2023.

The couple was spotted together in Miami and Costa Rica in 2022, although they have repeatedly denied that they were more than just friends. Brady and Bündchen – who have son Benjamin, 14, and daughter Vivian, 11 – finalized their divorce in October 2022 after 13 years of marriage.

“This is the first time I’m dating someone who was my friend,” she insisted to the NYT.

However, sources close to Brady – who also has a 16-year-old son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan – claim the former NFL star has “accepted” that her relationship with Valente began “years ago.”

“If she wants people to think she’s only been dating Joaquim since June, then so be it, but they’ve been together longer and aren’t slowing down. “Tom agreed to it,” a source told the Daily Mail.

Regardless of the timeline, sources exclusively told Page Six in February that Bündchen is “deeply in love.”

Representatives for Bündchen did not immediately respond to Page Six’s request for comment.