The most ridiculous shopping from the Goop 2022 holiday gift guide

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The most ridiculous shopping from the Goop 2022 holiday gift guide


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This is the worst time of the year.

Gwyneth Paltrow has once again revealed her current proposals for the holiday season via Goop 2022 Christmas Gift Guide – and from Kiki de Montparnasse sex chair worth $ 28,500 (sorry, “boudoir chaise longue”) to $ 420 Gucci bag When it comes to your pet’s poop bags, there is really something for everyone on your list.

While Paltrow and company have helpfully divided their numerous recommended gifts into categories – there are separate guides for men, cooks, hosts, travelers, kids, etc – the real attraction, as always, is the “funny but amazing” grouping, full of gifts that are absurd in price, in concept or both.

There is also an NSFW for lovers guide that includes aphrodisiac uni ($ 120) i Roy Lichtenstein naked ($ 99,950) in addition to regular underwear, vibrators and vaginal candles ($ 75).

See (and buy if you like) TK from Goop’s wildest Christmas gifts below.

Gucci handbag holder
Gucci

So your spoiled pooch can poop in style.


Rowan hair dye kit
Mountain ash

Speaking of puppies – is your party animal? Say goodbye to boring fur with this vegan, veterinary dermatologist approved set of bold and bright sticks. There’s even a “coat shine” for a bit of sparkle.


infrared sauna
Goop

Why go to a spa when you can take it home with you? This fancy sauna features low EMF carbon and ceramic heaters, LED lights, and Bluetooth or AUX functions for a hot and sweaty session with your favorite tunes.

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golden razor
Goop

While it may come with the same Gillette blades you can buy at the pharmacy, this razor is not a disposable item. The 24 carat gold handle fits into an equally elegant base, which is more a work of art than a shower tool.


boudoir chaise longue
Goop

Is it a sex chair or just a stylish piece of furniture? If you drop that kind of cash, you might as well get as much money as possible. This elegant black leather armchair with brass details can almost be something of an Architectural Digest – until you spot the stirrups.


compost bag
Flamingo mansion

Would you pay $ 75 for a literal s-t bag? Probably not, but Goop hopes to make an exception for this “mix of goat, horse, chicken and free range cow dung” from four-legged friends at the Flamingo Estate in Los Angeles – dubbed “LA’s best poop.” “


AirPod Chain
Goop

The cables are like that in 2019. Rather than risk losing your AirPods – or having to stick to old school plug-in headphones – Paltrow suggests turning them into 18k gold.


Kama Sutra napkins
Goop

Subtle? Not here. Make a clue for a romantic date by proposing to exercise after dinner without saying a word.


cowgirl sex sitting
Goop

This approach to the mechanical bull is not just for rodeo.


low-tech phone
Goop

Imagine going back to before smartphones without buying an old flip phone. This $ 300 device lets you plug in your own SIM card and limit your calling, texting, navigation, alarms, music, and podcasts. Add a simple black and white display and you have an authentic (if expensive) journey back to the early 2000s.

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